1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:08,060 Zomcon presents... 2 00:00:08,170 --> 00:00:10,630 A Bright New World. 3 00:00:12,500 --> 00:00:15,400 From the darkest depths of outer space 4 00:00:15,510 --> 00:00:18,910 came an evil no man could predict. 5 00:00:19,010 --> 00:00:22,910 A cloud of radiation engulfed our great planet. 6 00:00:23,010 --> 00:00:26,070 Scientists discovered that these space particles 7 00:00:26,180 --> 00:00:29,240 caused the reanimation of dead bodies-- 8 00:00:29,350 --> 00:00:30,380 Zombies! 9 00:00:30,490 --> 00:00:33,580 Creatures with but one destructive need-- 10 00:00:33,690 --> 00:00:36,390 to devour the flesh of the living. 11 00:00:36,490 --> 00:00:41,060 And so, we were forced to defend our homeland. 12 00:00:41,160 --> 00:00:42,760 The Zombie Wars-- 13 00:00:42,870 --> 00:00:47,330 mankind pitted against legions of the undead. 14 00:00:47,440 --> 00:00:50,430 But in our darkest hour, 15 00:00:50,540 --> 00:00:51,840 a savior-- 16 00:00:51,940 --> 00:00:55,430 Zomcon, and our founder, 17 00:00:55,550 --> 00:00:58,610 Dr. Reinhold Geiger. 18 00:00:58,720 --> 00:01:02,130 Dr. Geiger discovered that if the brain was destroyed, 19 00:01:02,230 --> 00:01:05,130 the zombie was destroyed, 20 00:01:05,230 --> 00:01:06,490 never to reanimate. 21 00:01:10,570 --> 00:01:15,410 And so, the Zombie Wars were won. 22 00:01:15,510 --> 00:01:17,310 Zomcon built security systems 23 00:01:17,410 --> 00:01:20,140 Iike the perimeter fence that encloses our towns 24 00:01:20,250 --> 00:01:22,480 in a wall of protective steel, 25 00:01:22,580 --> 00:01:26,310 and surrounds other towns right across this great land. 26 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:29,720 But even within the fence, danger lurked. 27 00:01:29,820 --> 00:01:34,660 Lingering radiation meant that anyone who died became a zombie. 28 00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:36,660 Be careful, Mrs. Smith. 29 00:01:36,760 --> 00:01:39,630 He's not the man you married. 30 00:01:39,730 --> 00:01:41,830 And then, a breakthrough-- 31 00:01:41,940 --> 00:01:43,990 the domestication collar. 32 00:01:44,100 --> 00:01:47,340 With the collar in place, a red light comes on, 33 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:51,670 telling us that the zombie's desire for human flesh has been contained, 34 00:01:51,780 --> 00:01:56,690 making the zombie as gentle as a household pet. 35 00:01:56,790 --> 00:02:01,030 But if the collar light goes out, call Zomcon, 36 00:02:01,130 --> 00:02:03,690 or push the nearest safety button 37 00:02:03,800 --> 00:02:07,240 and we'll be there to handle any zombie problem, 38 00:02:07,340 --> 00:02:09,930 Iarge or small. 39 00:02:13,640 --> 00:02:18,050 Thanks to Zomcon, we can all become productive members of society, 40 00:02:18,150 --> 00:02:22,050 even after we die. 41 00:02:22,150 --> 00:02:24,210 Or, for those who can afford it, 42 00:02:24,320 --> 00:02:27,720 a Zomcon funeral, complete with head coffin, 43 00:02:27,820 --> 00:02:32,060 guarantees you a burial you won't come back from. 44 00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:35,060 Your tax dollars allow Zomcon new ways 45 00:02:35,170 --> 00:02:37,900 to protect our homeland from the zombie threat, 46 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:42,170 giving us more time to relax and be with our families. 47 00:02:43,670 --> 00:02:47,590 So thank you, Zomcon, for winning the Zombie Wars 48 00:02:47,690 --> 00:02:49,750 and building a company for tomorrow 49 00:02:49,860 --> 00:02:52,920 that gives us a safer future today. 50 00:02:53,030 --> 00:02:58,160 Zomcon, a better life through containment. 51 00:03:08,210 --> 00:03:10,610 Well, I think that informative film 52 00:03:10,710 --> 00:03:12,610 taught us all a little bit more about how Zomcon 53 00:03:12,710 --> 00:03:14,440 helps make our world a better place, 54 00:03:14,550 --> 00:03:15,780 isn't that right, children? 55 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:19,110 Yes, Miss Mills. 56 00:03:19,220 --> 00:03:20,280 Our special guest is here. 57 00:03:20,390 --> 00:03:21,790 Everyone straighten your desks. 58 00:03:26,230 --> 00:03:28,290 Children, I would like to introduce 59 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:30,560 Willard's new head of security at Zomcon, 60 00:03:30,660 --> 00:03:33,960 who is not only a decorated hero of the Zombie Wars, 61 00:03:34,070 --> 00:03:37,530 but is also Zomcon's official safety expert. 62 00:03:38,740 --> 00:03:40,980 Mr. Bottoms is the father of our newest, 63 00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:44,990 and I suspect our brightest student, Cindy. 64 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:51,490 Well, good afternoon, boys and girls. 65 00:03:51,590 --> 00:03:55,830 So how many of you have ever had to kill a zombie? 66 00:03:56,870 --> 00:03:58,420 Ooh. Not too many, 67 00:03:58,540 --> 00:04:01,330 and that's the way I'd like to keep it. 68 00:04:01,440 --> 00:04:05,340 My job at Zomcon is to make things safe for young people just like you. 69 00:04:05,440 --> 00:04:08,340 That's why I'm building a taller fence, 70 00:04:08,450 --> 00:04:12,350 and there are going to be new safety vans patrolling our streets. 71 00:04:12,450 --> 00:04:15,850 And we're going to take everybody's picture 72 00:04:15,950 --> 00:04:18,510 just in case one of you... gets lost. 73 00:04:18,620 --> 00:04:20,920 What do you think of that? 74 00:04:23,130 --> 00:04:27,150 Children, does anyone have a question for Mr. Bottoms? 75 00:04:27,260 --> 00:04:28,420 Yes, Roy. 76 00:04:28,530 --> 00:04:31,690 Stan and me-- I mean, me and Stan, 77 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:34,110 have been Zomcon Cadets for two years, sir. 78 00:04:34,210 --> 00:04:36,210 We think Zomcon's great. 79 00:04:36,320 --> 00:04:38,110 That's terrific. Thank you. 80 00:04:38,220 --> 00:04:41,380 Does anyone have an actual question? 81 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:46,590 Timmy Robinson has a question. 82 00:04:46,690 --> 00:04:48,720 Timmy, go on. 83 00:04:48,830 --> 00:04:50,060 Ask a good question. 84 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:55,300 Timmy? 85 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:59,430 Are zombies dead or alive? 86 00:04:59,540 --> 00:05:02,740 - What a stupid question. - Really stupid. 87 00:05:02,840 --> 00:05:07,750 Now, now, now. There's no such thing as a stupid question. 88 00:05:07,850 --> 00:05:11,750 The truth is, to some people, zombies might seem human. 89 00:05:11,850 --> 00:05:13,320 But make no mistake, 90 00:05:13,420 --> 00:05:15,750 these creatures have only one goal, 91 00:05:15,860 --> 00:05:18,420 and that is to eat your flesh. 92 00:05:18,530 --> 00:05:22,430 So without Zomcon, we'd all be dead. 93 00:05:22,530 --> 00:05:24,120 And then where would we be? 94 00:05:24,230 --> 00:05:26,140 - Dead? - Dead? 95 00:05:26,240 --> 00:05:28,180 That's right. 96 00:05:28,280 --> 00:05:30,140 So does that answer your question, Timmy? 97 00:05:30,250 --> 00:05:32,040 I guess. 98 00:05:32,150 --> 00:05:33,450 You guess? 99 00:05:33,550 --> 00:05:36,110 Well, this isn't a world where we guess, young man. 100 00:05:36,220 --> 00:05:38,050 You either know something or you don't. 101 00:05:38,150 --> 00:05:41,120 I was just thinking about the zombies 102 00:05:41,220 --> 00:05:44,130 who were buried too deep to get out of their coffins. 103 00:05:44,230 --> 00:05:47,130 Well, that's impossible. We always bury the heads separately. 104 00:05:47,230 --> 00:05:50,720 I mean people buried before the space dust. 105 00:05:50,830 --> 00:05:53,630 Couldn't some of them still be in the graveyard right now, 106 00:05:53,740 --> 00:05:55,470 trying to claw their way out? 107 00:05:55,570 --> 00:05:57,970 Yuck. 108 00:06:01,810 --> 00:06:05,470 Well, children, look at that. 109 00:06:05,580 --> 00:06:08,310 It's time for outdoor education. 110 00:06:08,420 --> 00:06:11,290 Let's show Mr. Bottoms how good we are, hmm? 111 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:13,820 In the brain and not the chest 112 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:16,650 Head shots are the very best 113 00:06:16,760 --> 00:06:18,820 In the brain and not the chest 114 00:06:18,930 --> 00:06:21,670 Head shots are the very best 115 00:06:21,770 --> 00:06:24,500 In the brain and not the chest 116 00:06:24,610 --> 00:06:27,080 Head shots are the very best 117 00:07:05,820 --> 00:07:07,010 Trying to make Zomcon look stupid? 118 00:07:07,120 --> 00:07:08,450 That wouldn't be hard. 119 00:07:08,550 --> 00:07:10,020 What did you say? 120 00:07:10,120 --> 00:07:11,110 Nothing. 121 00:07:11,220 --> 00:07:13,630 - Okay, mister. - But it's out of bullets! 122 00:07:18,170 --> 00:07:19,570 It felt empty. 123 00:07:19,680 --> 00:07:23,580 A good cadet always knows how many bullets he has left, son. 124 00:07:23,680 --> 00:07:25,080 - You idiot. - That's it. 125 00:07:25,180 --> 00:07:26,240 Detention, the pair of you. 126 00:07:26,350 --> 00:07:28,580 That's not fair. 127 00:07:28,690 --> 00:07:32,250 But he said Zomcon was stupid. 128 00:07:32,360 --> 00:07:34,260 Did you say that? 129 00:08:27,250 --> 00:08:28,650 No, no. 130 00:08:28,760 --> 00:08:29,810 Pick up the box. 131 00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:31,390 Don't drop-- 132 00:08:31,490 --> 00:08:33,320 That's Mr. Bottoms' lamp. 133 00:08:33,430 --> 00:08:34,980 If that could go to the den. 134 00:08:35,090 --> 00:08:36,990 It's just to your right... 135 00:08:40,770 --> 00:08:43,070 It's very fragile. 136 00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:50,430 Hey, Timmy! 137 00:08:50,540 --> 00:08:52,570 Hi, Mr. Theopolis. 138 00:09:01,460 --> 00:09:03,460 That's no way to treat a bicycle. 139 00:09:03,570 --> 00:09:06,870 Sorry, Mrs. Henderson. 140 00:09:06,970 --> 00:09:10,200 What have I told you about leaving you bike on the lawn? 141 00:09:10,310 --> 00:09:11,640 Now put it away properly. 142 00:09:14,980 --> 00:09:16,740 Was that so hard? 143 00:09:16,850 --> 00:09:18,370 Yes, Mrs. Henderson. 144 00:09:18,480 --> 00:09:19,710 What did you say? 145 00:09:19,820 --> 00:09:22,410 I mean, no, Mrs. Henderson. 146 00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:26,250 What are you looking at, Theopolis? 147 00:09:33,160 --> 00:09:39,730 I'm going to take this apple pie over to our new neighbors. 148 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:42,400 See if they actually own all those zombies. 149 00:09:42,510 --> 00:09:44,060 They probably do. 150 00:09:44,170 --> 00:09:46,400 He's the new head of security at Zomcon. 151 00:09:46,510 --> 00:09:49,770 The new head of security moved into the Johnsons' old place. 152 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:54,260 Well, that's good news. 153 00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:57,090 What on earth, Timmy? 154 00:09:57,200 --> 00:09:59,600 That is a new shirt. 155 00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:02,100 It was those bullies I told you about. 156 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:05,470 They pushed me down, and Stan pointed his gun at me. 157 00:10:05,570 --> 00:10:07,100 What? 158 00:10:07,210 --> 00:10:09,270 Did people see you like this? 159 00:10:09,380 --> 00:10:11,640 I don't know. 160 00:10:13,550 --> 00:10:15,040 Come here. 161 00:10:16,720 --> 00:10:19,620 There you go. Everything's going to be fine. 162 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:23,450 Just go and clean up, put on a new shirt, 163 00:10:23,560 --> 00:10:26,530 and we won't even have to talk about those bullies. 164 00:10:33,570 --> 00:10:36,540 Oh, there's one other thing. 165 00:11:14,450 --> 00:11:15,920 Hi, honey. 166 00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:24,420 Made just the way you like it. 167 00:11:26,130 --> 00:11:28,860 A three olive martini. 168 00:11:28,970 --> 00:11:31,830 What did I do to deserve this? 169 00:11:36,140 --> 00:11:39,710 Helen, what are you up to? 170 00:11:39,820 --> 00:11:42,380 I've had a long day. 171 00:11:42,490 --> 00:11:45,220 Oh, Bill, honestly. Sometimes I wonder about you. 172 00:11:45,320 --> 00:11:47,550 I really do. 173 00:11:47,660 --> 00:11:49,890 If you must know, 174 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,960 I have a surprise for you. 175 00:11:58,670 --> 00:11:59,870 Wow. 176 00:12:02,010 --> 00:12:03,240 Hi, Dad. 177 00:12:04,510 --> 00:12:05,570 Hiya, Tim. 178 00:12:05,680 --> 00:12:06,770 - How's my boy? - Fine. 179 00:12:06,880 --> 00:12:09,070 - Are you ready? - There's more? 180 00:12:09,180 --> 00:12:11,710 Now, just relax. 181 00:12:29,870 --> 00:12:32,610 Isn't it wonderful? 182 00:12:32,720 --> 00:12:35,180 Now we're not the only ones on the street without one. 183 00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:54,500 Helen, could I speak to you in the kitchen? 184 00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:57,400 Of course, dear. You're always so sensible. 185 00:12:57,510 --> 00:13:02,640 Timmy, why don't you go watch some television? 186 00:13:02,750 --> 00:13:03,800 Yeah, but, Mom, I don't-- 187 00:13:03,910 --> 00:13:05,710 I'm sure there's something wonderful on. 188 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:15,310 But, Bill, the neighbors. 189 00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:17,480 Everybody has one except for us. 190 00:13:17,590 --> 00:13:20,820 Well, Helen, in lndia everyone has a tiger. 191 00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:22,830 Why don't we just move there and get a tiger? 192 00:13:22,930 --> 00:13:25,330 Not everybody in lndia has a tiger, Bill. 193 00:13:25,430 --> 00:13:26,740 That's what I heard. 194 00:13:26,850 --> 00:13:29,510 We can't afford a zombie. 195 00:13:29,620 --> 00:13:32,680 I'm barely keeping up with funeral payments as it is. 196 00:13:32,790 --> 00:13:35,020 Funerals. Is that all you ever think about, Bill? 197 00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:38,350 I still can't believe you bought a funeral savings plan for Timmy. 198 00:13:38,460 --> 00:13:40,220 Come on, Helen. 199 00:13:40,330 --> 00:13:42,350 The other kids hate him. 200 00:13:42,460 --> 00:13:44,190 You said so yourself. 201 00:13:44,300 --> 00:13:46,090 Bill! 202 00:13:47,470 --> 00:13:50,370 I met our new neighbors today. 203 00:13:50,470 --> 00:13:54,870 Did you know that he is the new head of security for Zomcon? 204 00:13:54,970 --> 00:13:56,870 Really? 205 00:13:56,980 --> 00:13:59,210 That's who moved into the old Johnson place? 206 00:13:59,310 --> 00:14:06,550 Uh-huh. And did you know that they have six zombies. Six! 207 00:14:06,650 --> 00:14:08,710 And when his wife asked me how many we had, 208 00:14:08,820 --> 00:14:12,380 I didn't know what to say. 209 00:14:12,490 --> 00:14:14,220 So I told her we had one. 210 00:14:14,330 --> 00:14:15,380 You what? 211 00:14:15,490 --> 00:14:16,550 What was I supposed to do? 212 00:14:16,660 --> 00:14:19,330 Tell her that my husband is afraid of zombies? 213 00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:21,670 I'm not going to talk about this. 214 00:14:36,030 --> 00:14:38,190 Hey. 215 00:14:38,290 --> 00:14:39,260 Zombie? 216 00:14:44,530 --> 00:14:45,660 The roast. 217 00:15:04,250 --> 00:15:05,780 - Dad. - Sorry. 218 00:15:05,890 --> 00:15:08,690 I thought that was a different button. 219 00:15:10,590 --> 00:15:12,630 Whoops. 220 00:15:12,740 --> 00:15:14,600 What are you doing? It's hurting him. 221 00:15:14,710 --> 00:15:17,140 Sorry. I... 222 00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:19,970 You know, I bet with our new neighbor, 223 00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:22,310 we'll have the safest street in Willard. 224 00:15:22,410 --> 00:15:24,940 I can't argue with that. 225 00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:26,980 And, obviously, it will be chained up 226 00:15:27,090 --> 00:15:28,820 in the backyard when it's not doing chores. 227 00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:30,890 Obviously. 228 00:15:30,990 --> 00:15:33,820 It'll have to be. 229 00:15:33,930 --> 00:15:36,160 Helen, propriety. 230 00:15:36,260 --> 00:15:37,730 You're the boss, dear. 231 00:15:51,940 --> 00:15:54,850 Afraid of zombies. 232 00:15:54,950 --> 00:15:57,350 I'll tell you what I'm afraid of, little lady. 233 00:15:57,450 --> 00:15:59,540 Nothing, that's what. 234 00:16:01,450 --> 00:16:04,910 Just stay right there. 235 00:16:13,810 --> 00:16:15,540 Think I'm afraid of you? 236 00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:17,040 Huh? 237 00:16:17,150 --> 00:16:19,270 That what you think? 238 00:16:21,650 --> 00:16:23,620 That's right. 239 00:16:31,660 --> 00:16:32,960 That's right. 240 00:17:21,050 --> 00:17:22,680 Nicely done, Tammy. 241 00:17:26,390 --> 00:17:27,860 No. 242 00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:42,370 Grandpa's fallen and he's getting up. 243 00:17:49,750 --> 00:17:50,980 The elderly. 244 00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:53,820 They seem friendly enough, but can you really trust them? 245 00:17:53,930 --> 00:17:54,860 No. 246 00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:56,660 So don't get caught off guard. 247 00:17:56,770 --> 00:17:59,500 Buy the Zomcon Zombie Alert heart monitor. 248 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:02,400 When the heart stops, we start. 249 00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:20,550 Aren't you going to help me practice, Dad? 250 00:18:20,660 --> 00:18:22,750 Oh, is that today? 251 00:18:22,860 --> 00:18:25,350 You already changed it from yesterday. 252 00:18:25,460 --> 00:18:28,520 But I've already got the driving range booked. 253 00:18:28,630 --> 00:18:31,500 Don't other dads take their kids to the driving range? 254 00:18:33,970 --> 00:18:36,700 No. 255 00:18:36,810 --> 00:18:38,100 No, they don't. 256 00:18:48,990 --> 00:18:51,550 Honey, honey. 257 00:18:51,660 --> 00:18:53,720 Please don't play baseball by yourself. 258 00:18:53,830 --> 00:18:55,460 It makes you look lonely. 259 00:18:56,670 --> 00:18:58,570 Now, I'm going over to meet our new neighbors. 260 00:18:58,670 --> 00:19:00,300 But you said you already met the neighbors. 261 00:19:00,410 --> 00:19:03,170 Timmy, I thought you were on my side. 262 00:19:22,190 --> 00:19:23,490 Give it here. 263 00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:28,760 Come on, stupid. Throw it. 264 00:19:28,870 --> 00:19:30,390 It's a baseball. 265 00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:32,400 You throw it. 266 00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:39,190 You throw like a girl. 267 00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:29,830 Did it again. 268 00:20:29,940 --> 00:20:32,540 It's so dumb. 269 00:20:32,650 --> 00:20:34,020 Ow! 270 00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:35,180 What are you doing? 271 00:20:35,290 --> 00:20:36,520 It wasn't me. 272 00:20:36,620 --> 00:20:38,590 You shot me with a B.B. gun. 273 00:20:42,330 --> 00:20:43,520 Get him! 274 00:20:49,300 --> 00:20:51,240 So, where do you want to get shot? 275 00:20:51,340 --> 00:20:54,030 Head shot, Roy. 276 00:20:54,140 --> 00:20:56,700 That's the first smart thing you've said all day. 277 00:20:56,810 --> 00:20:58,280 - Roy! - Leave me alone! 278 00:20:58,380 --> 00:21:01,110 Ow, my arm. 279 00:21:01,210 --> 00:21:02,770 My arm. 280 00:21:04,650 --> 00:21:07,050 Stay away from me. 281 00:21:07,150 --> 00:21:09,880 Stop, zombie! Stop! 282 00:21:09,990 --> 00:21:11,790 Let's get out of here. 283 00:21:24,170 --> 00:21:26,080 And that loser Stan, 284 00:21:26,180 --> 00:21:28,080 I thought he was going to pee himself. 285 00:21:28,180 --> 00:21:31,580 Crying like a sucky baby. 286 00:21:31,690 --> 00:21:35,250 They sure won't pick on me again... 287 00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:37,330 at least not when you're around. 288 00:21:42,030 --> 00:21:44,090 What? 289 00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:45,430 Do you want to play? 290 00:21:48,700 --> 00:21:50,830 Okay. 291 00:21:54,380 --> 00:21:58,400 We should get a name for you before Mom does. 292 00:21:58,510 --> 00:22:01,110 I know. 293 00:22:01,220 --> 00:22:02,680 How about Fido? 294 00:22:09,390 --> 00:22:11,360 Nice catch, Fido. 295 00:22:17,570 --> 00:22:21,310 Well, if you're not going to catch it, 296 00:22:21,410 --> 00:22:23,710 you got to go fetch it. 297 00:22:25,420 --> 00:22:27,040 Go get it, boy. 298 00:22:30,260 --> 00:22:32,490 Come on, boy. 299 00:22:32,590 --> 00:22:35,320 You're disgusting. 300 00:22:35,430 --> 00:22:37,400 Why don't you go home and get some clothes on? 301 00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:42,230 If your mother could see you now. 302 00:22:43,370 --> 00:22:45,100 Can't bear to look at you. 303 00:22:56,620 --> 00:22:58,850 You rotten zombie! 304 00:22:58,950 --> 00:23:01,820 You nearly scared me half to death. 305 00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:03,050 Stop that! 306 00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:06,350 You're spoiling my quiet time! 307 00:23:20,980 --> 00:23:23,380 Fido? 308 00:23:23,490 --> 00:23:24,710 Hello? 309 00:23:26,990 --> 00:23:28,620 Oh, jeez. 310 00:23:30,830 --> 00:23:32,050 Fido! 311 00:23:50,180 --> 00:23:52,150 Stupid collar. 312 00:23:55,350 --> 00:23:57,580 That's Mrs. Henderson. 313 00:23:57,690 --> 00:23:59,980 What am I supposed to tell Mom and Dad? 314 00:24:04,190 --> 00:24:07,930 You're not supposed to even be off your leash. 315 00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:09,870 Dad's going to kill me. 316 00:24:09,980 --> 00:24:12,840 Come on. I got to get you cleaned up. 317 00:24:39,740 --> 00:24:40,900 Hi, Cindy. 318 00:24:41,010 --> 00:24:43,470 My mom and your mom think we should be friends. 319 00:24:43,580 --> 00:24:46,200 Oh. 320 00:24:46,310 --> 00:24:47,280 Sorry. 321 00:24:47,380 --> 00:24:49,140 That's okay. I don't mind. 322 00:24:49,250 --> 00:24:51,650 Well, bye. 323 00:24:54,250 --> 00:24:57,090 You're not allowed to have a zombie without a leash. 324 00:24:57,190 --> 00:24:58,160 You're a kid. 325 00:24:58,260 --> 00:25:00,630 I don't care about stupid Zomcon rules. 326 00:25:02,270 --> 00:25:05,400 Here comes my dad, and he sure cares. 327 00:25:15,820 --> 00:25:18,550 - Hello, Tommy. - It's Timmy. 328 00:25:18,650 --> 00:25:20,590 Right you are, sweetheart. 329 00:25:22,620 --> 00:25:24,220 Is that blood on your zombie? 330 00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:30,130 Uh, it was a nosebleed. 331 00:25:30,230 --> 00:25:32,530 Well, that's not a fresh zombie. 332 00:25:32,630 --> 00:25:34,930 Only fresh zombies bleed, son. 333 00:25:36,140 --> 00:25:37,370 I meant my nose. 334 00:25:37,470 --> 00:25:40,530 How did blood from your nose get on to your zombie, then? 335 00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:42,700 I wiped it there. 336 00:25:43,980 --> 00:25:45,210 Daddy, can we go now? 337 00:25:45,310 --> 00:25:47,870 I can't be late for my first ballet class. 338 00:25:47,980 --> 00:25:50,540 All right, princess. Get in. Come on. 339 00:25:50,650 --> 00:25:54,530 Okay. Bye, Timmy. 340 00:25:54,630 --> 00:25:56,120 I hate ballet. 341 00:26:10,180 --> 00:26:12,310 I think we're in trouble, boy. 342 00:26:25,030 --> 00:26:27,860 Hmm. Heart attack, eh? 343 00:26:27,970 --> 00:26:31,160 My grandpa had a heart attack. 344 00:26:38,710 --> 00:26:41,770 You're not so bad, are you, boy? 345 00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:44,540 Too bad you had to go and eat Mrs. Henderson. 346 00:26:48,900 --> 00:26:51,130 - I don't even want to ask. - He got dirty. 347 00:26:51,230 --> 00:26:53,460 And how on earth did he get dirty? 348 00:26:53,570 --> 00:26:55,970 We were just in the park-- 349 00:26:56,070 --> 00:27:01,030 What were you doing in the park with the zombie? 350 00:27:06,410 --> 00:27:08,640 You stupid zombie. 351 00:27:08,750 --> 00:27:12,150 Look at what you've done. 352 00:27:12,250 --> 00:27:15,150 I'll never get it cleaned up in time, 353 00:27:15,260 --> 00:27:17,660 and in your father's garage! 354 00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:19,820 You're not allowed in here. You know that, Timmy. 355 00:27:19,930 --> 00:27:22,090 Mom, when we were in the park-- 356 00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:24,500 Timmy, are you listening to me? 357 00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:27,500 Your father is going to send the zombie back. 358 00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:29,830 No, Dad always does what you say. 359 00:27:29,940 --> 00:27:32,670 No, not this time. 360 00:27:32,770 --> 00:27:34,500 Not with a zombie. 361 00:27:34,610 --> 00:27:37,480 And then what are people going to say? 362 00:27:37,580 --> 00:27:40,680 They're going to say 363 00:27:40,790 --> 00:27:43,190 that the Robinsons are strange, 364 00:27:43,290 --> 00:27:44,760 and they're going to be right. 365 00:27:47,300 --> 00:27:49,130 It's nothing, Mom. 366 00:27:49,230 --> 00:27:51,700 We'll clean this mess up. 367 00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:53,000 Dad won't even know. 368 00:27:54,310 --> 00:27:56,870 I promise. 369 00:27:56,980 --> 00:28:02,380 What was so important that you needed to tell me, Timmy? 370 00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:05,210 Um, it's Fido. 371 00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:07,150 He protected me from the bullies. 372 00:28:07,250 --> 00:28:09,450 Fido? Who's Fido? 373 00:28:13,990 --> 00:28:15,190 Fido. 374 00:28:15,290 --> 00:28:17,890 What kind of a stupid name is Fido? 375 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,230 Who names their zombie, anyway? 376 00:28:20,330 --> 00:28:22,560 Lots of people name their zombies. 377 00:28:22,670 --> 00:28:25,900 Mr. Theopolis has a name for his. 378 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:29,240 I bet he does. 379 00:28:29,340 --> 00:28:34,250 At any rate, zombies don't have heart attacks. 380 00:28:34,360 --> 00:28:37,420 No, I mean before, 381 00:28:37,530 --> 00:28:39,430 when he was alive. 382 00:28:39,530 --> 00:28:43,160 That's what killed him, like Grandpa. 383 00:28:50,540 --> 00:28:51,840 What-- 384 00:28:59,210 --> 00:29:01,150 You know you're not supposed to talk about your grandfather. 385 00:29:01,250 --> 00:29:03,270 Sorry. 386 00:29:03,380 --> 00:29:04,440 I forgot. 387 00:29:04,550 --> 00:29:06,950 Well, that's quite a thing to forget. 388 00:29:14,230 --> 00:29:16,560 And she's missing since this morning? 389 00:29:16,660 --> 00:29:19,100 Well, she's always wandering off on her own. 390 00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:20,460 I'm sure she'll turn up. 391 00:29:20,570 --> 00:29:24,370 Mr. Henderson should have put her in a retirement home years ago. 392 00:29:24,470 --> 00:29:26,310 Really, Bill! 393 00:29:26,420 --> 00:29:29,750 What would Francis do without her? He'd be all alone. 394 00:29:29,850 --> 00:29:33,150 Those homes are very comfortable and...secure. 395 00:29:33,260 --> 00:29:36,820 They're only secure because they use the old prison. 396 00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:44,770 Well...she is over 65, Helen, 397 00:29:44,870 --> 00:29:47,530 and old people can't be trusted. 398 00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:48,940 Isn't that right? 399 00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:52,070 Yeah, we had a lot of trouble with old people during the war. 400 00:29:52,180 --> 00:29:53,400 Jonathan, please. 401 00:29:53,510 --> 00:29:56,640 He never gets tired of talking about that dreadful war. 402 00:29:58,150 --> 00:29:59,480 You must have been, what, 1 0? 403 00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:01,910 Uh... 1 1. 404 00:30:02,020 --> 00:30:03,510 Any kills? 405 00:30:03,620 --> 00:30:06,650 Just...one. 406 00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:10,350 Someone close to home? 407 00:30:11,860 --> 00:30:13,850 It was his father. 408 00:30:13,970 --> 00:30:17,530 But you're fine now, aren't you, honey? 409 00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:18,810 Yep. 410 00:30:18,910 --> 00:30:21,750 Well, you did what you had to, Robinson. 411 00:30:21,850 --> 00:30:24,370 It's a terrible thing, the Zombie War. 412 00:30:24,490 --> 00:30:27,110 Families having to kill their own. 413 00:30:27,220 --> 00:30:28,920 Never lose sight of that. 414 00:30:29,020 --> 00:30:31,120 I'd take Dee Dee's head off in a second if I had to. 415 00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:35,290 He always says that. 416 00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:37,830 Don't let 'em get too close. 417 00:30:37,930 --> 00:30:40,900 It makes it harder to pull the trigger. 418 00:30:51,380 --> 00:30:53,780 Well, that went well. 419 00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:57,310 What is it, Timmy? 420 00:30:57,420 --> 00:31:01,250 I just hope a zombie didn't get Mrs. Henderson. 421 00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:02,760 What a thing to say. 422 00:31:02,860 --> 00:31:06,590 Well, what if somebody's zombie did attack her? 423 00:31:06,690 --> 00:31:07,790 What then? 424 00:31:07,900 --> 00:31:10,520 Well, we all remember what happened to the Johnsons 425 00:31:10,630 --> 00:31:13,200 when their zombie ate those Christmas carolers. 426 00:31:13,310 --> 00:31:16,110 Did Zomcon really chuck them into the Wild Zone? 427 00:31:16,210 --> 00:31:18,770 That's probably how the Bottoms got their house. 428 00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:20,010 Bill. 429 00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:23,490 Let's just say there's a very good reason we don't have prisons anymore. 430 00:31:23,590 --> 00:31:24,750 Bill. 431 00:31:24,860 --> 00:31:27,520 Well, Helen, he's gotta learn someday. 432 00:31:27,630 --> 00:31:29,620 Can't keep denying it. 433 00:31:29,730 --> 00:31:34,100 Timmy, I think it's nice that you're caring so much about Mrs. Henderson. 434 00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:36,500 But I think she's gonna be just fine. 435 00:32:05,410 --> 00:32:08,530 Come here. Come on! Come on! 436 00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:11,010 Come on. No more mistakes on Daddy's rug. 437 00:32:11,110 --> 00:32:14,600 No, no, no. We're not going anywhere until you do your business. 438 00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:16,180 Spike, come here. 439 00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:18,250 You're being a naughty boy tonight, huh? 440 00:32:18,350 --> 00:32:22,150 Why are you being such a naughty boy tonight, huh? 441 00:33:04,140 --> 00:33:06,040 Oh, no. 442 00:33:15,250 --> 00:33:17,520 Stay away, Mrs. Henderson. 443 00:33:40,110 --> 00:33:42,140 Sorry, Mrs. Henderson. 444 00:33:55,570 --> 00:33:58,730 You weren't very nice, Mrs. Henderson. 445 00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:01,270 But I'm really sorry you're dead. 446 00:34:01,380 --> 00:34:03,810 Now you're in a garden. 447 00:34:03,910 --> 00:34:06,380 You always liked plants. 448 00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:08,640 So I hope that's okay. 449 00:34:52,570 --> 00:34:55,900 Shh. You'll wake up Mom and Dad. 450 00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:02,140 Fido? 451 00:35:02,250 --> 00:35:04,910 Oh, no. Your collar. 452 00:35:06,380 --> 00:35:08,440 Hey, Timmy? 453 00:35:08,550 --> 00:35:10,990 Zombie troubles? 454 00:35:16,060 --> 00:35:18,590 Okay. Now, Tammy. 455 00:35:18,700 --> 00:35:21,160 All right. 456 00:35:21,270 --> 00:35:22,460 Okay. 457 00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:26,290 It's okay, boy. 458 00:35:27,610 --> 00:35:28,630 Hey! 459 00:35:28,740 --> 00:35:30,600 You trying to get yourself killed? 460 00:35:30,710 --> 00:35:32,140 No. 461 00:35:32,240 --> 00:35:33,440 Let me tell you something. 462 00:35:33,540 --> 00:35:36,780 I've had some pretty close calls with my Tammy. 463 00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:39,190 Lookee here. 464 00:35:39,290 --> 00:35:41,630 You want that? 465 00:35:44,570 --> 00:35:49,260 Not the teeth, Tammy. Not the teeth, Tammy. 466 00:35:49,370 --> 00:35:50,960 Good girl. 467 00:35:51,070 --> 00:35:52,440 She looks good for a zombie. 468 00:35:52,540 --> 00:35:54,740 Same as the day I met her. 469 00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:59,250 She was shopping in the grocery store for candy corn with her mom. 470 00:35:59,350 --> 00:36:01,140 Had some kind of a brain aneurysm. 471 00:36:01,250 --> 00:36:05,280 They slapped a collar on her before she even hit the floor. 472 00:36:05,390 --> 00:36:08,290 Got her before there was any decomposition. 473 00:36:08,390 --> 00:36:10,690 Where'd you get all this stuff? 474 00:36:10,790 --> 00:36:13,890 Part of my severance package when I quit Zomcon. 475 00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:18,500 Hey! Will you look at that? 476 00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:20,790 Watch this. 477 00:36:20,900 --> 00:36:22,130 Here you go, Sparky. 478 00:36:27,010 --> 00:36:29,600 You used to be a smoker, boy? 479 00:36:29,710 --> 00:36:30,840 Old habits die hard. 480 00:36:33,990 --> 00:36:36,020 You wanna rip my face off, don't you. 481 00:36:38,130 --> 00:36:39,460 Oh, yes. 482 00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:41,930 You wanna eat me for dinner. 483 00:36:42,030 --> 00:36:44,660 How come zombies wanna eat people? 484 00:36:44,770 --> 00:36:47,360 You know... 485 00:36:47,470 --> 00:36:49,170 I don't know. 486 00:36:49,270 --> 00:36:53,070 Geiger used to say it was their way of trying to come back to life. 487 00:36:53,180 --> 00:36:55,540 Would that work? 488 00:36:57,080 --> 00:36:58,880 Not a chance. 489 00:36:58,980 --> 00:37:01,850 He was a strange bird, Geiger. 490 00:37:01,950 --> 00:37:04,850 I think that when his wife went zombie, 491 00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:07,690 he couldn't stand the thought of losing her. 492 00:37:07,790 --> 00:37:10,820 That's why he invented the collar in the first place. 493 00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:13,790 Okay. 494 00:37:13,900 --> 00:37:15,990 Go ahead, Tammy. 495 00:37:20,540 --> 00:37:22,030 Now... 496 00:37:22,140 --> 00:37:24,840 not a word of this to anyone. 497 00:37:24,940 --> 00:37:27,920 Not your mom, not your dad. 498 00:37:28,020 --> 00:37:30,180 This will be our little secret... 499 00:37:30,290 --> 00:37:32,590 or it's free lawn mowing for a year. 500 00:37:32,690 --> 00:37:33,960 Yes, sir. 501 00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:22,350 Much better. There you go. 502 00:38:25,690 --> 00:38:27,450 Is that Dad's suit? 503 00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:29,720 Yes. 504 00:38:29,830 --> 00:38:31,850 And we don't need to mention it to your father. 505 00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:33,290 He won't even notice. 506 00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:34,590 You look great, boy. 507 00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:42,460 Not bad at all. 508 00:38:46,010 --> 00:38:48,210 Hurry, your father's waiting. 509 00:38:48,310 --> 00:38:49,470 Do we have to go? 510 00:38:49,580 --> 00:38:51,280 These Sunday drives are very important to your father. 511 00:38:51,380 --> 00:38:54,040 How would it look if we didn't go together as a family? 512 00:38:54,150 --> 00:38:56,180 But it's weird. 513 00:38:56,290 --> 00:38:58,380 We never know anybody. 514 00:38:58,490 --> 00:39:00,290 Well, maybe this time we will. 515 00:39:28,900 --> 00:39:33,360 Oh, I love this park. It's so peaceful. 516 00:39:38,970 --> 00:39:41,410 Come here, puppy. Come on. 517 00:39:41,510 --> 00:39:43,310 Come have some cheese. 518 00:39:44,550 --> 00:39:45,840 Have some cheese. 519 00:39:57,730 --> 00:40:00,690 They seem, in the view of the foolish, to be dead. 520 00:40:00,790 --> 00:40:03,490 and their passing away was part of affliction, 521 00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:06,270 and their going forth from us utter destruction. 522 00:40:06,380 --> 00:40:09,110 But they are in peace. 523 00:40:09,210 --> 00:40:12,440 For if before men indeed they be punished... 524 00:40:12,550 --> 00:40:15,350 Is that zombie wearing my suit? 525 00:40:15,450 --> 00:40:17,850 What would you suggest, Bill? That I buy him a new one? 526 00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:19,980 Why didn't you leave him the way he was? 527 00:40:20,090 --> 00:40:22,220 They way he was dressed? Come on, Bill. 528 00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:25,530 Head coffin, please. 529 00:40:32,500 --> 00:40:33,940 Head coffin. 530 00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:36,510 This guy's not coming back, you can bet on that. 531 00:40:36,610 --> 00:40:37,940 Shh. 532 00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:39,840 Look. This is the best part. 533 00:40:39,940 --> 00:40:43,040 Emmitt Mitchell, from dust have you come 534 00:40:43,150 --> 00:40:44,940 and to dust shall you return... 535 00:40:45,050 --> 00:40:49,250 ...and from dust shall you not be resurrected. 536 00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:04,770 So if a person dies and becomes a zombie, 537 00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:07,810 then they're not really dead. 538 00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:11,210 No, not really. 539 00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:13,120 Well... 540 00:41:13,220 --> 00:41:17,050 it's like being in purgatory before going to heaven. 541 00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:19,960 What is your father doing? 542 00:41:20,060 --> 00:41:23,790 So...zombies are sinners? 543 00:41:25,870 --> 00:41:28,860 I-- I suppose we're all sinners, honey. 544 00:41:28,970 --> 00:41:32,170 But God sees the good in everyone. 545 00:41:32,270 --> 00:41:35,970 God loves zombies, too? Even when they kill? 546 00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:40,310 Well, l-- I think zombies kill because it's their nature. 547 00:41:40,410 --> 00:41:42,210 So then it's not their fault. 548 00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:44,310 No, not really. 549 00:41:44,420 --> 00:41:46,820 What are you so happy about? 550 00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:48,850 I was just gonna tell you something. 551 00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:50,750 You know what Herman the gravedigger just told me? 552 00:41:50,860 --> 00:41:53,530 - Bill, Timmy was-- - Only 10% of people get funerals. 553 00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:56,630 Most become zombies. Can you believe that? 554 00:41:56,740 --> 00:41:59,900 Well, they are expensive. 555 00:42:00,010 --> 00:42:02,270 I'd rather be a zombie than dead. 556 00:42:02,380 --> 00:42:04,010 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on there! 557 00:42:04,110 --> 00:42:06,050 Timmy is making observations about the world. 558 00:42:06,150 --> 00:42:07,210 I think it's healthy. 559 00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:09,720 Observation about the world? 560 00:42:09,820 --> 00:42:11,250 He's a kid. What does he know? 561 00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:13,020 He knows a lot. 562 00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:15,720 At least he's not obsessed with funerals. 563 00:42:15,830 --> 00:42:18,020 Better than focusing on walking corpses... 564 00:42:18,130 --> 00:42:20,190 who should be buried... 565 00:42:20,300 --> 00:42:21,790 without their heads. 566 00:42:25,370 --> 00:42:26,930 Hey! 567 00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:28,700 We're all getting funerals. 568 00:42:28,810 --> 00:42:30,830 All three of us! 569 00:42:30,940 --> 00:42:34,930 Bill, get your own funeral. 570 00:42:35,050 --> 00:42:38,340 Timmy and I are going zombie. 571 00:42:51,670 --> 00:42:53,230 Would you look at that? 572 00:42:53,340 --> 00:42:56,970 Zomcon at the Hendersons'. 573 00:42:57,080 --> 00:42:59,410 I wonder why they're taking Francis away. 574 00:42:59,510 --> 00:43:02,540 He probably gave her an illegal funeral... 575 00:43:02,650 --> 00:43:04,670 without a permit. 576 00:43:04,790 --> 00:43:06,120 Is that bad? 577 00:43:06,220 --> 00:43:07,350 Oh, yes. 578 00:43:13,590 --> 00:43:14,820 Oh, dear! 579 00:43:14,930 --> 00:43:17,090 This is how it always starts. 580 00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:18,930 Oh, Bill. 581 00:43:19,030 --> 00:43:21,660 One wild zombie, Helen. That's all it takes. 582 00:43:41,870 --> 00:43:44,560 Hey, that's the schoolteacher. 583 00:43:46,270 --> 00:43:48,570 Any sign of the old lady? 584 00:43:51,310 --> 00:43:53,740 God, I hate old people! 585 00:43:55,510 --> 00:43:58,070 I'll be right back. 586 00:44:02,290 --> 00:44:04,410 It's just water, boy. Come on! 587 00:44:06,290 --> 00:44:09,020 You missed a spot. 588 00:45:01,990 --> 00:45:03,110 Hi, boys. 589 00:45:03,220 --> 00:45:05,190 Hi, Mom. 590 00:45:05,290 --> 00:45:08,090 I thought you two might be thirsty. 591 00:45:12,370 --> 00:45:15,270 Timmy! Timmy! Don't be cruel. 592 00:45:18,040 --> 00:45:19,600 Timmy! 593 00:45:23,740 --> 00:45:25,190 What's going on? 594 00:45:25,290 --> 00:45:28,520 I was just bringing the boys something to drink. 595 00:45:28,630 --> 00:45:30,680 Zombies don't drink, Helen. 596 00:45:30,790 --> 00:45:32,960 Yes, they can, Bill. They just don't have to. 597 00:45:34,500 --> 00:45:36,060 We can pretend, can't we? 598 00:45:36,170 --> 00:45:38,330 It doesn't hurt anybody, does it? 599 00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:40,130 Hey! 600 00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:43,200 Give me that. 601 00:45:49,050 --> 00:45:51,740 This is detail work. 602 00:45:51,850 --> 00:45:56,620 It needs to be done delicately if you're gonna protect the finish. 603 00:45:56,720 --> 00:45:58,420 That's why they call it "a man's job." 604 00:45:58,520 --> 00:46:01,550 Flesh-eating maniacs need not apply. 605 00:46:09,770 --> 00:46:10,990 Hey, Helen. 606 00:46:11,100 --> 00:46:12,730 Floyd. 607 00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:14,740 Hey, get a move on, Robinson. 608 00:46:16,570 --> 00:46:18,010 Um... 609 00:46:19,450 --> 00:46:22,080 Why don't you... stay with us today, 610 00:46:22,190 --> 00:46:24,450 and we can be a family? 611 00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:25,860 Besides, you don't even like Floyd. 612 00:46:25,960 --> 00:46:27,720 You told me yourself. 613 00:46:27,830 --> 00:46:29,820 I said Floyd cheats at golf. 614 00:46:29,930 --> 00:46:32,300 I didn't say I didn't like him. 615 00:46:34,230 --> 00:46:36,100 Bill... 616 00:46:38,610 --> 00:46:41,070 I have a secret to tell you. 617 00:46:41,170 --> 00:46:44,410 You-- You're all wet, Helen. 618 00:46:46,850 --> 00:46:48,840 I only had one rule. 619 00:46:48,950 --> 00:46:50,140 Which rule was that? 620 00:46:50,250 --> 00:46:52,410 Very funny, mister. 621 00:46:52,520 --> 00:46:54,380 Get this zombie chained up. 622 00:46:57,620 --> 00:46:58,990 Now! 623 00:47:14,080 --> 00:47:16,180 Bye, honey! 624 00:47:26,960 --> 00:47:29,300 Now what is that? 625 00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:32,530 This is her walker...thingy, sir. 626 00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:35,830 At least that's what our witnesses say. 627 00:47:37,110 --> 00:47:41,010 We caught these two in the bushes firing their.22s at the wild zombies. 628 00:47:42,210 --> 00:47:43,610 The little one? 629 00:47:43,710 --> 00:47:45,700 Shot Dougie in the leg. 630 00:47:48,390 --> 00:47:50,350 Get that out of sight, will ya? 631 00:47:54,020 --> 00:47:56,050 It's a boot. Put it back. 632 00:47:57,230 --> 00:47:58,890 So let me get this straight. 633 00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:02,760 You're saying that the Robinson zombie tried to eat you 634 00:48:02,870 --> 00:48:05,850 and then moved on to Mrs. Henderson. 635 00:48:05,950 --> 00:48:07,380 Is that right? 636 00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:09,740 Yes, sir. 637 00:48:09,850 --> 00:48:12,750 Well, I don't see any bite marks. 638 00:48:12,850 --> 00:48:15,250 Well, he actually didn't try to bite us. 639 00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:16,980 Shut up, Stan! 640 00:48:17,090 --> 00:48:18,790 He broke my arm. 641 00:48:18,890 --> 00:48:20,260 Do you know what I think? 642 00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:26,930 I think that you shot the old lady just like, uh... 643 00:48:27,030 --> 00:48:28,470 just like you shot Dougie over there. 644 00:48:28,570 --> 00:48:33,400 No way! It's all Timmy Robinson's fault. 645 00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:41,650 You got nothing to worry about now, boy. 646 00:48:41,750 --> 00:48:43,380 Dad loves ya! 647 00:48:49,260 --> 00:48:50,850 Come on! 648 00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:54,880 They'll never split us up, Fido! Ever! 649 00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:57,690 Whoo! 650 00:48:58,980 --> 00:49:00,880 Come on, boy! 651 00:49:20,530 --> 00:49:23,860 That was fun, boy. 652 00:49:23,970 --> 00:49:25,370 Did you like swimming? 653 00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:29,630 You know, I didn't even know you could swim. 654 00:49:33,140 --> 00:49:35,940 We gotta get you back before Dad comes home. 655 00:49:40,780 --> 00:49:42,750 Don't do anything, boy. 656 00:49:42,850 --> 00:49:43,980 "Boy"? 657 00:49:44,090 --> 00:49:45,420 Let's just shoot him now, Roy. 658 00:49:46,660 --> 00:49:49,520 Nah. Let's stick to the plan. 659 00:49:52,270 --> 00:49:53,470 What are you doing? 660 00:49:53,570 --> 00:49:55,300 We're gonna be heroes. 661 00:49:55,410 --> 00:49:57,430 What-- What are you talking about? 662 00:49:57,540 --> 00:49:59,440 We know your zombie killed the old lady. 663 00:49:59,550 --> 00:50:03,280 We told Bottoms, and he's gonna send your whole family to the Wild Zone. 664 00:50:03,380 --> 00:50:04,480 - What? - Shut up, Stan! 665 00:50:04,580 --> 00:50:07,210 He would have believed us, too, if you'd let me do the talking. 666 00:50:07,320 --> 00:50:10,310 -You're the one who blew it. - Shut up! You're wrecking the fun. 667 00:50:10,420 --> 00:50:11,520 - I'm just saying-- - Shut up! 668 00:50:11,620 --> 00:50:13,990 - Roy, stop telling me-- - Shut up! 669 00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:18,090 Okay, Robinson... 670 00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:21,100 I'm gonna shoot him dead just before he gets to you. 671 00:50:21,200 --> 00:50:22,690 I'm gonna save your life from the zombie. 672 00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:24,000 He's gonna pay for everything. 673 00:50:25,810 --> 00:50:27,640 Do it, Roy! 674 00:50:29,940 --> 00:50:32,000 Jeez, Roy! Blast him! 675 00:50:39,550 --> 00:50:41,880 Oh, crap! You made me shoot my stupid brother! 676 00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:17,620 Oh, jeez! 677 00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:26,200 Please don't eat me, Fido. 678 00:51:31,710 --> 00:51:33,910 I knew you wouldn't eat me, boy. 679 00:51:34,020 --> 00:51:35,850 I knew it. 680 00:51:35,950 --> 00:51:37,350 Hurry and untie me. 681 00:51:39,770 --> 00:51:43,200 You're right, boy. It's not gonna work. 682 00:51:47,870 --> 00:51:49,970 You gotta go for help. 683 00:51:53,750 --> 00:51:55,540 You better clean up first. 684 00:51:59,750 --> 00:52:01,520 Quick, Fido. 685 00:52:01,620 --> 00:52:03,110 Please! 686 00:52:06,090 --> 00:52:08,930 Good boy! That'll hold him. 687 00:52:13,830 --> 00:52:15,560 Now go get Mom. 688 00:52:17,100 --> 00:52:18,500 Fido, wait! 689 00:52:20,040 --> 00:52:21,770 You promise not to eat Mom, right? 690 00:52:44,070 --> 00:52:45,600 I got it! 691 00:52:45,710 --> 00:52:47,970 I got it! Stand aside. 692 00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:50,310 - It's Joe Peterson. - Not anymore he ain't. 693 00:52:52,650 --> 00:52:54,410 Well... 694 00:53:03,890 --> 00:53:05,690 Little rusty. 695 00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:07,130 Okay. 696 00:53:09,470 --> 00:53:11,190 Bull's-eye. 697 00:53:22,610 --> 00:53:24,480 Hey. 698 00:53:24,580 --> 00:53:26,680 Nice shot. 699 00:53:33,730 --> 00:53:36,700 Goodness, Fido, you scared me. 700 00:53:40,170 --> 00:53:42,610 What is it? Where's Timmy? 701 00:53:43,740 --> 00:53:45,180 What... 702 00:53:47,810 --> 00:53:49,710 What... 703 00:53:49,820 --> 00:53:52,840 Is something wrong? Is Timmy in trouble? 704 00:54:05,600 --> 00:54:07,620 Please, someone help! 705 00:54:12,170 --> 00:54:15,270 Which way, Fido? Is this the right way? 706 00:54:17,740 --> 00:54:18,980 Hold on. 707 00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:28,560 Your collar! 708 00:54:37,810 --> 00:54:39,210 Why aren't you eating me? 709 00:54:42,610 --> 00:54:46,050 For goodness sake, Fido. 710 00:55:04,670 --> 00:55:06,730 Help! 711 00:55:06,840 --> 00:55:08,360 Which way now, Fido? 712 00:55:28,970 --> 00:55:30,630 Help! Help! 713 00:55:30,740 --> 00:55:32,330 Get away! 714 00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:01,330 Mom! 715 00:56:01,430 --> 00:56:03,130 Oh, Timmy! 716 00:56:04,170 --> 00:56:06,080 Thank God you're all right. 717 00:56:10,220 --> 00:56:12,080 God! Timmy! 718 00:56:14,820 --> 00:56:18,280 You crazy wonderful zombie. 719 00:56:50,390 --> 00:56:52,380 You never saw this. 720 00:57:06,320 --> 00:57:09,650 They were zombies, and they were going to kill you. 721 00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:10,980 I know, Mom. 722 00:57:11,090 --> 00:57:12,460 I did what I had to do. 723 00:57:12,560 --> 00:57:13,820 I know. 724 00:57:13,930 --> 00:57:18,630 And I don't want you thinking that what we did is normal or okay in any way. 725 00:57:19,730 --> 00:57:21,530 I don't. 726 00:57:50,260 --> 00:57:52,540 - Nice shot. - Thanks. 727 00:57:56,210 --> 00:57:58,610 It's so nice to see Cindy with a friend. 728 00:57:58,710 --> 00:58:00,440 She doesn't have many? 729 00:58:00,550 --> 00:58:02,610 We're always moving. It's... 730 00:58:02,720 --> 00:58:05,280 It's hard for any of us to make friends. 731 00:58:05,390 --> 00:58:08,320 Jonathan seems to like it that way. 732 00:58:08,420 --> 00:58:12,920 Bill's lived in Willard his entire life, and he still doesn't have any friends. 733 00:58:13,030 --> 00:58:15,120 And he definitely likes it that way. 734 00:58:17,300 --> 00:58:19,770 He must be excited about the new baby. 735 00:58:21,270 --> 00:58:23,740 He hasn't even noticed. 736 00:58:23,840 --> 00:58:26,770 How could he not notice? 737 00:58:32,210 --> 00:58:33,940 You want another beer? 738 00:58:34,050 --> 00:58:36,310 I wouldn't say no. 739 00:58:36,420 --> 00:58:38,080 Dee Dee, get us a couple of cold ones, will ya? 740 00:58:38,190 --> 00:58:39,550 Coming right up, dear. 741 00:58:39,660 --> 00:58:43,350 Hey. You're not actually gonna get him another beer, are you? 742 00:58:45,500 --> 00:58:46,870 Get your own beer, Bill. 743 00:58:52,450 --> 00:58:55,070 Come on. Let me show you the war room. 744 00:59:19,310 --> 00:59:21,770 So that Helen of yours... 745 00:59:23,410 --> 00:59:26,640 What a live wire. 746 00:59:26,750 --> 00:59:29,810 "Get your own beer, Bill." 747 00:59:29,920 --> 00:59:33,580 Makes you wonder what's going on in that little head of hers. 748 00:59:33,690 --> 00:59:35,850 You can say that again. 749 00:59:37,560 --> 00:59:39,330 My first kill. 750 00:59:39,440 --> 00:59:43,060 That is Uncle Bob. 751 00:59:45,740 --> 00:59:50,700 Now, I gather it was Helen's idea to get a zombie. 752 00:59:50,810 --> 00:59:53,680 Yes, it was. 753 00:59:53,780 --> 00:59:56,410 She seems pretty friendly with it. 754 01:00:02,220 --> 01:00:04,250 What are you suggesting? 755 01:00:05,290 --> 01:00:08,460 Look, Robinson, when people get attached to their zombies, 756 01:00:08,560 --> 01:00:11,120 it, uh-- it only spells trouble. 757 01:00:11,230 --> 01:00:15,140 Trouble for me, trouble for you... 758 01:00:15,240 --> 01:00:16,860 trouble for Mrs. Henderson. 759 01:00:18,610 --> 01:00:20,230 Mrs.-- Mrs. Henderson? 760 01:00:20,340 --> 01:00:21,830 Somebody's zombie got her. 761 01:00:21,940 --> 01:00:23,410 Did they? 762 01:00:23,510 --> 01:00:27,040 Well, I don't know, Robinson. Why don't you tell me. 763 01:00:28,850 --> 01:00:32,960 Chances are you know a lot more than you think. 764 01:00:37,540 --> 01:00:39,270 Well, that was fun. 765 01:00:40,510 --> 01:00:42,970 Timmy, go to bed. 766 01:00:43,080 --> 01:00:45,910 Helen, we have to talk. 767 01:00:46,010 --> 01:00:48,610 Oh, lighten up, Bill. 768 01:00:48,710 --> 01:00:50,180 Helen. 769 01:00:54,350 --> 01:00:57,950 I am trying to have a serious discussion with you, Helen. 770 01:00:59,830 --> 01:01:02,320 Turn that off, Helen! 771 01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:06,930 What is that damn zombie doing in my E-Z Boy? 772 01:01:10,070 --> 01:01:12,260 Bill. 773 01:01:12,370 --> 01:01:14,970 We haven't danced since our wedding night. 774 01:01:15,070 --> 01:01:16,940 This is hardly the time. 775 01:01:17,040 --> 01:01:19,880 Come on, Bill. Dance with me. 776 01:01:19,980 --> 01:01:21,640 I don't-- 777 01:01:23,450 --> 01:01:25,520 Helen. 778 01:01:38,040 --> 01:01:40,170 That...is enough. 779 01:01:42,680 --> 01:01:45,700 Well, if you're not gonna dance with me, 780 01:01:45,810 --> 01:01:48,040 I know someone who will. 781 01:02:27,300 --> 01:02:29,600 Bill! Bill! 782 01:02:36,040 --> 01:02:37,940 Nighty-night. 783 01:02:48,750 --> 01:02:51,550 I'm sorry about Bill. He's... 784 01:02:51,660 --> 01:02:53,280 He's just... 785 01:03:01,100 --> 01:03:04,130 I wish I would have known you before. 786 01:03:06,540 --> 01:03:08,510 Before you died. 787 01:03:12,220 --> 01:03:13,920 Do you remember that? 788 01:03:37,850 --> 01:03:39,470 Can I see that? 789 01:03:48,720 --> 01:03:52,130 "Timmy... R." 790 01:04:32,210 --> 01:04:33,470 Fido? 791 01:04:37,320 --> 01:04:38,980 Fido! 792 01:04:47,630 --> 01:04:49,090 What are you doing with Fido? 793 01:04:49,190 --> 01:04:53,790 Oh, I think we both know what's gonna happen to Fido. 794 01:04:53,900 --> 01:04:56,090 No! You can't! 795 01:04:56,200 --> 01:04:58,200 He didn't do anything wrong! 796 01:04:58,310 --> 01:05:01,610 Well, maybe he didn't, but you did. 797 01:05:01,720 --> 01:05:03,740 And because you made friends with a zombie, 798 01:05:03,850 --> 01:05:07,690 a lot of nice people in this neighborhood got killed. 799 01:05:07,790 --> 01:05:10,950 You didn't think of that, did you? 800 01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:15,260 Timmy... 801 01:05:15,360 --> 01:05:20,320 do you know that I could send you and your whole family 802 01:05:20,440 --> 01:05:24,170 to the Wild Zone for what you've done? 803 01:05:24,270 --> 01:05:27,330 How do you think I got the Johnson place? 804 01:05:27,440 --> 01:05:30,380 But I had a nice talk with your parents, 805 01:05:30,480 --> 01:05:33,510 and they assured me that nothing like this would ever happen again. 806 01:05:33,620 --> 01:05:35,410 Isn't that right, Helen? 807 01:05:38,620 --> 01:05:40,090 Go to your room. 808 01:05:40,190 --> 01:05:42,020 Now. 809 01:05:48,460 --> 01:05:50,950 Yes, sir. 810 01:05:51,070 --> 01:05:55,100 These little problems are all about containment. 811 01:06:57,890 --> 01:07:00,910 And Floyd hits this big slice into the clubhouse, 812 01:07:01,020 --> 01:07:04,360 and the ball hits old man Patterson right between the eyes. 813 01:07:04,460 --> 01:07:07,260 I thought we were gonna have our first zombie golfer. 814 01:07:17,770 --> 01:07:22,540 How come they blame the bullies for Mrs. Henderson getting killed? 815 01:07:25,450 --> 01:07:28,080 Well, we're just lucky to have a neighbor like Mr. Bottoms. 816 01:07:28,180 --> 01:07:30,480 Your mother is right, Tim. 817 01:07:30,590 --> 01:07:32,180 But Fido had to die. 818 01:07:32,290 --> 01:07:34,410 The bullies got blamed for it anyways. 819 01:07:34,520 --> 01:07:36,920 Mom killed the bullies and didn't tell anyone. 820 01:07:37,030 --> 01:07:40,200 How come she didn't get in trouble? 821 01:07:42,110 --> 01:07:45,740 Why-- Why are we talking about this? 822 01:07:45,840 --> 01:07:49,870 I thought we agreed we weren't gonna have to talk about this! 823 01:07:49,980 --> 01:07:51,970 Bill, where are you going? 824 01:08:01,130 --> 01:08:03,750 I loved Fido, too, you know. 825 01:08:03,860 --> 01:08:05,850 - You did? - Yeah. 826 01:08:05,960 --> 01:08:08,260 Well... 827 01:08:08,370 --> 01:08:10,430 in a way I did. 828 01:08:10,540 --> 01:08:13,060 Like Mr. Theopolis loves Tammy? 829 01:08:13,170 --> 01:08:14,930 No, he does not. 830 01:08:16,410 --> 01:08:19,470 Like a friend, Timmy. 831 01:08:19,580 --> 01:08:21,550 Just like that. 832 01:08:26,620 --> 01:08:31,260 You see, Timmy, the thing about your dad... 833 01:08:31,370 --> 01:08:36,860 is that he is still a part of this family. 834 01:08:36,970 --> 01:08:38,670 He is? 835 01:08:38,770 --> 01:08:42,470 Of course he is. 836 01:08:42,580 --> 01:08:46,040 Why would you say something like that? 837 01:08:46,150 --> 01:08:48,580 I think he loves us. 838 01:08:48,680 --> 01:08:50,710 I do. 839 01:08:52,320 --> 01:08:54,580 I just think that he's afraid to admit it. 840 01:08:58,330 --> 01:09:01,630 Dad, you just passed the school. 841 01:09:02,760 --> 01:09:04,530 Oh. 842 01:09:04,630 --> 01:09:06,600 So I did. 843 01:09:10,970 --> 01:09:12,230 Bye, Dad. 844 01:09:12,340 --> 01:09:14,600 Uh, Timmy... 845 01:09:14,710 --> 01:09:16,180 uh... 846 01:09:16,280 --> 01:09:19,270 Look, l-- I know it's hard. 847 01:09:22,180 --> 01:09:23,480 I understand. 848 01:09:23,590 --> 01:09:25,060 You do? 849 01:09:25,160 --> 01:09:26,530 Sure I do. 850 01:09:26,630 --> 01:09:30,090 Look, son... 851 01:09:30,200 --> 01:09:32,470 I know when you're a kid, you feel things. 852 01:09:32,570 --> 01:09:34,870 A lot of... 853 01:09:34,970 --> 01:09:36,460 things. 854 01:09:36,580 --> 01:09:38,770 But you have to get over that. 855 01:09:38,880 --> 01:09:39,900 Get over what? 856 01:09:40,010 --> 01:09:41,540 Feelings. 857 01:09:42,410 --> 01:09:44,510 Feelings. 858 01:09:44,620 --> 01:09:47,450 Not important, okay? 859 01:09:47,550 --> 01:09:51,350 Being alive is what counts. 860 01:09:52,790 --> 01:09:54,690 Wait a minute. I got something. 861 01:10:00,400 --> 01:10:02,960 Go on. Open it. 862 01:10:08,070 --> 01:10:10,170 - It's a gun. - Take it out. 863 01:10:18,430 --> 01:10:21,090 I know you're not supposed to have a handgun... 864 01:10:21,200 --> 01:10:23,460 until you're 12... 865 01:10:23,570 --> 01:10:27,230 but it can come in real handy. 866 01:10:27,340 --> 01:10:30,030 What do you say? 867 01:10:30,140 --> 01:10:32,230 Thanks, Dad. 868 01:10:32,340 --> 01:10:34,830 This will just be between us. 869 01:10:34,940 --> 01:10:37,640 Keep it in your book bag. 870 01:10:37,750 --> 01:10:39,870 Don't forget the bullets. 871 01:10:44,950 --> 01:10:46,420 There you go. 872 01:10:48,160 --> 01:10:50,890 Have a good day, Tim. 873 01:10:52,960 --> 01:10:54,900 Bye, Dad. 874 01:11:09,280 --> 01:11:11,280 Bill? 875 01:11:13,020 --> 01:11:17,090 Do you think we did the right thing sending Fido back? 876 01:11:17,200 --> 01:11:21,330 I had a great chat with Tim today. 877 01:11:21,430 --> 01:11:24,870 I think everything is gonna be just fine. 878 01:11:24,970 --> 01:11:26,440 Really? 879 01:11:26,540 --> 01:11:28,730 Absolutely. 880 01:11:40,720 --> 01:11:42,580 Bill, do you love me? 881 01:11:52,030 --> 01:11:53,430 I'm pregnant. 882 01:11:54,870 --> 01:11:56,300 Oh. 883 01:11:57,900 --> 01:12:01,860 I'm sure it's nothing. You're just gaining a little weight. 884 01:12:08,360 --> 01:12:10,720 Helen. 885 01:12:13,560 --> 01:12:17,430 I just don't think on my salary I can afford another funeral. 886 01:12:39,820 --> 01:12:42,950 - Are you sure? - I heard Daddy on the phone. 887 01:12:43,060 --> 01:12:45,580 He said he never wastes a good zombie. 888 01:12:45,690 --> 01:12:47,820 He's got him working the factory. 889 01:12:47,930 --> 01:12:49,830 Can you get us in there? 890 01:12:49,930 --> 01:12:52,400 Are you crazy? My dad would kill me. 891 01:12:53,940 --> 01:12:56,130 No, I mean he really would kill me. 892 01:13:00,350 --> 01:13:02,380 But I know someone who can. 893 01:13:13,100 --> 01:13:16,190 Not the teeth, baby. Good girl. 894 01:13:17,400 --> 01:13:19,200 Mr. Theopolis? 895 01:13:19,300 --> 01:13:20,830 Yeah. 896 01:13:20,940 --> 01:13:22,340 Is Tammy your girlfriend? 897 01:13:23,680 --> 01:13:24,840 What do you mean? 898 01:13:24,940 --> 01:13:27,280 Cindy says that she's your girlfriend, 899 01:13:27,380 --> 01:13:31,650 and you got fired from Zomcon for having a zombie girlfriend. 900 01:13:31,750 --> 01:13:33,120 She said that? 901 01:13:35,520 --> 01:13:37,350 Aren't you worried they'll take her away? 902 01:13:37,460 --> 01:13:39,050 Nah. 903 01:13:39,160 --> 01:13:41,680 I'll just get me another one, the same vintage. 904 01:13:43,060 --> 01:13:45,120 Hey, I'm kidding. 905 01:13:47,930 --> 01:13:49,630 I went and hurt her feelings. 906 01:13:53,880 --> 01:13:56,870 So, you clear on the plan? 907 01:13:56,990 --> 01:13:58,540 Yeah. 908 01:14:06,800 --> 01:14:08,960 - Theopolis. - Hi, Frank. 909 01:14:09,060 --> 01:14:10,590 What are you doing back here? 910 01:14:10,700 --> 01:14:13,760 Oh, you know, just bringing the old unit in for a tune-up. 911 01:14:17,740 --> 01:14:21,270 It's, um...Tammy. 912 01:14:21,380 --> 01:14:23,840 - Right? - That's right. Tammy. 913 01:14:26,580 --> 01:14:27,840 So... 914 01:14:31,550 --> 01:14:34,490 Okay, go ahead. 915 01:14:34,590 --> 01:14:35,850 Thanks, Frank. 916 01:14:42,430 --> 01:14:44,340 Timmy! 917 01:14:54,850 --> 01:14:56,380 Bill! 918 01:14:59,620 --> 01:15:01,820 If Timmy hadn't broken the rules in the first place, 919 01:15:01,930 --> 01:15:03,260 none of this would have happened. 920 01:15:03,360 --> 01:15:05,420 He messed up, not me. 921 01:15:09,100 --> 01:15:11,160 I suppose you think he got so attached to the damned thing 922 01:15:11,270 --> 01:15:13,460 because I'm a bad father. 923 01:15:18,180 --> 01:15:20,770 I'd say I'm a pretty darn good father. 924 01:15:20,880 --> 01:15:22,370 My father tried to eat me. 925 01:15:22,480 --> 01:15:24,510 I don't remember trying to eat Timmy. 926 01:15:26,920 --> 01:15:29,320 Bill, just because your father tried to eat you, 927 01:15:29,420 --> 01:15:32,220 does that mean we all have to be unhappy... 928 01:15:32,320 --> 01:15:33,980 forever? 929 01:15:37,060 --> 01:15:40,130 Welcome to Zomcon's returns department. 930 01:15:40,240 --> 01:15:44,010 Please... stay with your zombie at all times, 931 01:15:44,110 --> 01:15:47,140 maintain an orderly line between the railings, 932 01:15:47,250 --> 01:15:50,010 and use our conveniently placed safety buttons... 933 01:15:50,120 --> 01:15:51,610 Come on. 934 01:15:53,590 --> 01:15:55,280 - Are you all right, Mr. Theopolis? - Yeah, I'm fine. 935 01:15:56,720 --> 01:15:59,750 Now, the door into the factory is right behind the clerk. 936 01:15:59,860 --> 01:16:02,420 Are you ready? 937 01:16:07,170 --> 01:16:09,230 All right. 938 01:16:13,070 --> 01:16:14,870 Honey... 939 01:16:14,980 --> 01:16:16,670 I'm gonna be gone for a little while, 940 01:16:16,780 --> 01:16:19,250 and then I'm gonna come back, all right? 941 01:16:19,350 --> 01:16:21,250 You stay here. 942 01:16:30,830 --> 01:16:33,700 All right. Let's do this. 943 01:16:39,080 --> 01:16:42,310 Wild zombie! Wild zombie! 944 01:17:02,730 --> 01:17:05,500 That's my Tammy. 945 01:17:05,600 --> 01:17:09,440 You-- You knucklehead! 946 01:17:12,880 --> 01:17:14,870 Fido? 947 01:17:18,380 --> 01:17:21,050 All right, seal off the returns room... 948 01:17:21,150 --> 01:17:23,750 and shut off that damned alarm. 949 01:17:27,770 --> 01:17:30,570 You naughty little boy. 950 01:17:31,970 --> 01:17:33,840 No, not you. I'll call you back. 951 01:17:43,650 --> 01:17:45,350 Fido? 952 01:17:46,790 --> 01:17:48,150 Fido? 953 01:17:55,100 --> 01:17:56,090 Fido! 954 01:17:57,700 --> 01:17:59,190 I'll be right down! 955 01:18:00,900 --> 01:18:02,800 Hello, Timmy. 956 01:18:02,900 --> 01:18:03,870 No! 957 01:18:18,700 --> 01:18:20,530 Turn the car around. 958 01:18:20,630 --> 01:18:22,220 We need to keep the road clear. 959 01:18:22,330 --> 01:18:23,770 Of course, Frank. 960 01:18:37,280 --> 01:18:40,010 - What's happening here? - I'll call it in! 961 01:18:44,790 --> 01:18:47,350 This way! This way! 962 01:18:49,460 --> 01:18:50,650 Timmy! 963 01:18:52,860 --> 01:18:54,350 Bill, give me that gun. I'm going in. 964 01:18:54,470 --> 01:18:55,990 You stay here in case Timmy shows up. 965 01:18:56,100 --> 01:18:58,760 No, l-- I want to. 966 01:18:58,870 --> 01:19:00,860 Bill, give me the shotgun. 967 01:19:00,970 --> 01:19:02,440 I am a good father. 968 01:19:04,780 --> 01:19:05,740 Bill! 969 01:19:07,550 --> 01:19:10,540 Remember, Helen... head coffin. 970 01:19:22,040 --> 01:19:24,900 - I just wanna show you something. - You can't make me go! 971 01:19:25,010 --> 01:19:26,470 - Come on! - No! 972 01:19:26,570 --> 01:19:29,670 Now...take a look, all right? 973 01:19:29,780 --> 01:19:32,770 Out there is chaos. 974 01:19:32,880 --> 01:19:35,870 And in here is safety. 975 01:19:35,980 --> 01:19:39,080 People who don't understand that 976 01:19:39,190 --> 01:19:41,520 end up on the wrong side of the fence. 977 01:19:41,620 --> 01:19:43,350 Now go on and make yourself some friends. 978 01:19:43,460 --> 01:19:45,050 No! No! 979 01:19:45,160 --> 01:19:47,150 Let me out! Please! 980 01:20:03,440 --> 01:20:05,480 Stay away from me. 981 01:20:06,790 --> 01:20:08,820 Come on, Robinson. 982 01:20:11,600 --> 01:20:13,720 All right. All right. 983 01:20:24,010 --> 01:20:25,410 Fido, it's you. 984 01:20:25,510 --> 01:20:27,600 Where's Timmy Boy? 985 01:20:27,710 --> 01:20:31,010 They're not particularly fast, are they? 986 01:20:31,120 --> 01:20:32,080 Fido! 987 01:20:34,520 --> 01:20:35,610 Dad! 988 01:20:35,720 --> 01:20:37,150 Robinson? 989 01:20:37,260 --> 01:20:41,160 I'd like you to let my son back inside the gate now, please. 990 01:20:41,260 --> 01:20:42,230 I don't think so. 991 01:20:46,560 --> 01:20:48,660 Now you be quiet! 992 01:20:59,950 --> 01:21:00,920 Help! 993 01:21:13,200 --> 01:21:14,390 Leave him alone! 994 01:21:18,670 --> 01:21:19,900 Dad! 995 01:21:30,420 --> 01:21:32,050 Get him, boy! 996 01:21:42,530 --> 01:21:44,690 Fido! Behind you! 997 01:21:54,550 --> 01:21:56,110 Mom! 998 01:21:56,220 --> 01:21:57,380 Where's your father? 999 01:22:17,170 --> 01:22:18,440 Get in. 1000 01:22:25,080 --> 01:22:26,850 See you later, Frank. 1001 01:22:28,890 --> 01:22:31,220 My God. 1002 01:22:52,320 --> 01:22:54,290 Zomcon forces spent Saturday afternoon 1003 01:22:54,390 --> 01:22:56,150 securing a Wild Zone breach 1004 01:22:56,260 --> 01:22:59,720 within Willard's own Zomcon Containment Center. 1005 01:22:59,830 --> 01:23:01,490 Human casualties were low, 1006 01:23:01,600 --> 01:23:06,230 but the nation mourns one of its greatest and most respected war heroes. 1007 01:23:06,330 --> 01:23:09,390 Zomcon Chief John Bottoms died valiantly 1008 01:23:09,500 --> 01:23:10,990 while defending the people of Willard 1009 01:23:11,110 --> 01:23:14,630 from a wild zombie outbreak caused by this man... 1010 01:23:14,740 --> 01:23:16,040 Frank Murphy, 1011 01:23:16,140 --> 01:23:18,630 a once-trusted Zomcon security guard, 1012 01:23:18,750 --> 01:23:20,370 who was caught accepting bribes 1013 01:23:20,480 --> 01:23:22,950 from a renegade group of wild zombie poachers. 1014 01:23:28,290 --> 01:23:29,480 Are you ready, dear? 1015 01:23:36,860 --> 01:23:39,140 Head coffin, please. 1016 01:23:47,120 --> 01:23:48,950 Bill Robinson... 1017 01:23:49,050 --> 01:23:52,890 from dust have you come, and to dust shall you return. 1018 01:23:52,990 --> 01:23:56,120 But from dust shall you not be resurrected. 1019 01:24:00,130 --> 01:24:02,600 It's what he always wanted. 1020 01:24:11,580 --> 01:24:13,940 Okay, Tammy, just what you ordered. 1021 01:24:16,810 --> 01:24:19,540 Now don't you move a muscle. 1022 01:24:19,650 --> 01:24:22,140 There's only one Tammy in the world, right? 1023 01:24:40,780 --> 01:24:42,650 Nice catch! 1024 01:24:47,390 --> 01:24:49,190 Hi, Timmy. Hi, Fido. 1025 01:24:52,430 --> 01:24:53,830 Hi, Timmy. 1026 01:24:55,400 --> 01:24:57,020 Surprised? 1027 01:24:57,130 --> 01:24:59,030 Sort of. 1028 01:24:59,130 --> 01:25:01,570 It's okay. He's so cool in a way. 1029 01:25:01,670 --> 01:25:03,300 And he's a lot nicer. 1030 01:25:05,570 --> 01:25:08,240 - Do you wanna play catch? - Sure. 1031 01:25:08,340 --> 01:25:10,540 Does, uh, your zombie wanna play? 1032 01:25:13,610 --> 01:25:15,780 What do you call him, anyways? 1033 01:25:15,880 --> 01:25:17,410 I don't know. 1034 01:25:17,520 --> 01:25:19,280 Right now I'm just calling him Daddy. 1035 01:25:19,390 --> 01:25:21,850 Sure. Okay. 1036 01:25:21,960 --> 01:25:23,890 Come on. 1037 01:25:24,000 --> 01:25:25,870 Come on, Daddy.